At times like this I wish there were two of me. Of course, such a feat would be only to provide the best and most thorough of coverage to my dear readers, as I feel an enormous responsibility to the American people that they should know exactly what's going on. (It is nigh impossible to run back and forth between the HELP and Armed Services hearings!)At the same time, wouldn't having two of me be wonderful? Someone to know my deepest thoughts, someone who could wear my suits, letting me know which one makes me look nothing less than the stately Greek divorcee that I am. I mean, who wouldn't benefit from another person such as I, existing in this world?
Of course, since the Republicans refuse to consider the most basic of things like supporting stem cell research, they will have to know a world in which there is only one me. Pity, since everything I do is for the American people.
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