Dear Fellow North Carolinians,Tonight we witnessed an unprecedented zombie outbreak. The outbreak hit home, as zombies took over a news station in Greenville. Americans showed great resolve in standing strong against the zombies and uniting around our common humanity. I urge any North Carolinian who has questions or concerns about the outbreak to contact my office. North Carolinians are always my first priority, and I will work for you to make sure that an outbreak like this never happens again. Let us hope that this tragedy will lead to a spirit of bipartisanship.Warm Regards,Senator Kay Hagan
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Senator Kay Hagan (D-NC): "Never Again"
The following press release came from Senator Kay Hagan's office:
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Zombie Aftermath
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